Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
