But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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