I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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