what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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