I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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