did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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