Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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