Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Randomize
