everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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