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You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I have post one night stand depression
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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