He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you didnt know i had herpes?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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