Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
