I'm lost and stupid without you.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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