My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The beer is more important than you right now.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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