My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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