Dual....:-)
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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