We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
my vag is so smooth its legendary
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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