This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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