Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Bring me that man meat
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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