So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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