In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
