Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
