Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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