But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
