But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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