When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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