Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I need water and some morals
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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