you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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