...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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