Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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