Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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