so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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