....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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