have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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