Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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