Got a toothbrush?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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