Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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