they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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