If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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