even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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