In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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