she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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