talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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