Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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