So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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