But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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