so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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