It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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