Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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