Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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