White coat. Heels.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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