I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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